1. He totally ate at the Time Square Olive Garden yesterday..... and his first choice was TGI Fridays, home of the fried Mac N Cheese Ball....
2. He's about to be endorsed by Tim LaHaye, author of the Left Behind series....Those black glossy books with flashy neon titles designed to scare the shit out of people with a high school reading equivalent...My favorite quote from the first one (and I only read the first one) was something along the lines of "Oh Gosh, Ray!" eloquently delivered by Hattie, airline stewardess soon-to-be-Anti-Christ's concubine in the ensuing pages.
Call me crazy, but if the Apocalypse is upon you, and your ass ain't going no where because all the saved people are already out of there, why purty up the language?? If there was ever a time to drop an F bomb, I'm thinking it might be when fire and brimstone is singeing your ass. It all went downhill from there for me.
But LaHaye has made a pretty penny turning out this crap, and he's willing to share it with Mikey. God likes it when we share.
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